Sunday, May 27, 2012

one hour with nothing to do.


The last person you kissed, do they love you?  ~ Probably not, but I can dream.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? ~ I am forever alone.

Have you spoke to any of your ex's today? ~ One benefit of being a lonely fuck.

Have you ever been kissed in a moving car? ~ Nope.

Would you lie to the police if it would save your boyfriends/bestfriends life? ~ Why would the police want to kill my girlfriend? And yea I suppose.

Last reason you cried? ~ Probably her. That or my self-hatred.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? ~ Sleeping

What were you doing at 4am? ~ Sleeping

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? ~ Smoother than I make them out to be.

Are promises important to you? ~ Not really. no one has made any to me.

Are you mad at anyone right now? ~ A bit peeved but not angry.

Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you? ~ Dont wear rings.

Is it possible to be single and happy? ~ Not for me. I am a hopeless romantic.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? ~ ASAP.

I bet you miss somebody right now? ~ Despite the fact that I have no reason too, I see them almost every day.

Who? ~ you dont need to know that.

When will you next see the person you fell the hardest for? ~ Tomorrow

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? ~ Maybe. Not who I would like though.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? ~ I highly doubt it.

Do you ever have "lazy days?" ~ Everyday.

Have you recently been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you? ~ I guess I expect everyone to hurt me.

Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party or hanging with the person you like? ~ The person I like. That's how my best evenings usually begin, anyway.

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? ~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do you think you will be married by the time you are 25? ~ i HIGHLY doubt it.

Can you commit to one person and one person only willingly? ~ If I am secure that it wont come back to bite me.

Is there someone who continuously lets you down? ~ not really.

Think back to the last person you held hands with, do you wish you could kiss them? ~ yes. and I have. and I would like to again.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? ~ Zac.

Would you hug the last person you hugged again? ~ yes.

Last time someone said I love you to you? ~ Possibly never.

Is there a boy in your life that knows right away when somethings wrong with you? ~ no. no girl either. I love how you assume that I am female.

Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up? ~ not that I can recall.

Do you miss your past? ~ Some parts of my immediate past, yes.

Could you go a day without eating? ~ yes

Last time you ran? ~ PE. and I most certainly did not enjoy it.

Do you fall for people easily?  ~ Eye contact and a smile is usually all it takes.

Do you have to sleep with the TV on?  ~ dont even have one

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? ~ nope.

Do you think love can last forever? ~ probably not. also that would be impossible.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? ~ again with the assuming I am a female thing. No.

Do you have a mirror in your room? ~ why would I do that?

Last time you cooked for yourself? ~ last night.

Do you wear your seat belt in the car? ~ impulsively.

What is your favorite condiment to go with french fries? ~ there are more than one? I AM NOT FROM HOLLAND.

What can’t you go a day without missing? ~ the internet.

What goes good with a nice cold glass of milk? ~ the concept of milk disgusts me. Good in chai tea though.

How do you spend those last couple of minutes before falling into sleep?  ~ thinking far too much.

Have you ever had a vacation where you stayed in a cabin?  ~ Wineglass bay. Less of a "Cabin" more of a "Decrepit shack." Never will I forget the sound of my mother shouting "Oh god a huntsman spider get it GET IT" when I am on the verge of sleep.

Do you call them cabs or taxis?  ~ Neither. I have never had to call for one.

What kinda cake you you like most? ~ Black forest cake.

Would you rather call or text? ~ there is not enough information there to formulate a legitimate question. better luck next time.

Would you call yourself a calm person when bad things ~ ... That is not even a real sentence.

Do you prefer the name Callum or Tait ? ~ What kind of question is that even? and if I ever have children I am naming them after noble gasses.

Do you have your own digital camera? ~ no but I am looking into purchasing a DSLR for filmmaking.

Have you ever gone camping? If so, where did you go and for how long? ~ I have only been legitimately camping for one night. it was pretty fun. Two restless teens, alone in a tent in the woods, one of them being slightly intoxicated...

Can you drive a car? If not yet, will you?  ~ I plan to take my car test and my motorcycle test at the same time. yes, I am planing to get a motocycle license. Women, place form an orderly single-file line. 

Do you prefer being paid with cash or cheques from work? ~ Cash, but if I got paid in cash I would spend it within the week.

Do you have, or have you had any cats? Names? ~ Nope. but if I had any they would be named after noble gasses. Xenon would be my favorite.

Are you cautious or a little too wild?  ~ Depends on my company.

Do you like champagne? ~ yes.

Chandler, Joey or Ross from Friends? ~ I avoid every sit com with a laugh track.

Do you use your charm or intelligence most? ~ charm... INTELLIGENCE?!?

Do you like cinnamon on your apple pie? ~ ...sure?

Do you ever make out shapes in the clouds? ~ sometimes

Do you drink coffee at home ? What brand?  ~ not really. espresso on occasion.

Do you prefer coke or rootbeer? ~ depends.

Do you feel the cold easier or the heat? ~ heat. And humidity.

Have you ever been called a bitch? ~ AGAIN WITH THE ASSUMPTIONS. 

If the last person you kissed told you that kissing you was a mistake and a regret and to never speak to you again, what would your reaction be? would you cry? ~ thats not the kind of thing she would say.

Whose hoodie did you last wear? ~ my own. I AM MALE. 

Do you have a lighter on you? ~ yes.

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed? ~ kellans house.

Would you rather be who you are with forever, or be single for the rest of your life?  ~ I am not with anyone right now so... both?

Where is your purse/wallet right now? ~ back pocket

Will you ever run away and get married with no notifications to your family? ~ probably.

Do you think that crying is a form of weakness? ~ nope. In fact, in the days of ancient greece, crying was considered manly. 

This time last year, can you remember who you liked? ~ Sarah I think. Purely based off attractiveness.

Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? ~ same, I have been up and down in the past year.

Is there anyone who thinks you're changing? ~ She thinks I have changed. for the better I think

What do you hear right now? ~ the bathtub filling up upstairs

How many times have you been to the hospital for injuries? ~ only like twice. my parents never take me to the hospital.

What is on your wrist right now?  ~ two bracelets. both from girls. There should be three but she hasnt returned it yet

You see someone running around naked in the street. Your reaction? ~ depends on their gender and attractiveness level.

Do any of your friends have tongue rings? ~ a few.

Can money buy happiness? ~ it can buy drugs, so yeah.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with? ~ yes. freaking females.

How late did you stay up last night? Why? ~ 11:30. I was tired.

Last reason you fought with someone your fault? ~ Arguments with my father are never my fault.

Have you ever had a good friend of the opposite sex? ~ I dont have a lot of good friends period.

What was the first drink you had this morning? ~ cream soda

What was the last thing you burnt yourself on?  ~ something hot.

Have you hugged anybody today? ~ no.

Are you one of those people that always answer their phones? ~ Dont have one. I never answer my home phone.

What color are your eyes? ~ I'm not sure. some shade of blue.

Who called you last? ~ N/A

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, or sweats? jeans.

Who was the last person you talked to ~ Helena Caine

What time did you decide to get out of bed today? ~ like noon.

Are you tired now? ~ Define "Tired"

If you were on life support, would the last person you kissed come visit you? ~ probably.

Were you single on your last birthday? ~ I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SINGLE.

Is your shirt yellow? ~ close, orange.

Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it? ~ people dont make me promises.

What was the first thing that you did this morning? ~ sat around in my underwear for a bit.

Last time you were very disappointed in yourself? ~ constantly.

What were you doing at 8:00am this morning? ~ does this quiz have Alzheimer's or something?

What do you think of the most when you are alone? ~ how not alone I wish I was. 

What do you do when you see a full moon? ~ Just stare for a bit and attempt to comprehend my insignificance.

Last time you cried?  ~ Months ago I think

Do you think $60 for a pair of jeans is cheap? ~ I dont buy my own jeans. But I'm pretty sure that's a total rip off.

Are relationships ever really worth it? ~ if they aren't then I dont see what I am waiting around for and I should probably just end it all.

Do you like sushi? ~ if it's well made.

What's the closest red object next to you? ~ A pen, two packs of cherry fisherman's friends, an empty pack of peppermint Altoids and a swiss army knife.

Have you ever passed out and randomly woke up in another place? ~ not that I can recall.

Are you listening to music right now? ~ I am afraid that my father will come in and yell. I want to be prepared for that. the short answer is no.

What do you really want right now? ~ To love and be loved.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? ~ I want tattoos on my neck, sholderblades, wrists, inside of my elbows, and calves. I also want snake bites, an eyebrow piercing and a madison piercing.

How serious are your feelings for the person you like?  ~ Terminal.

Have you ever met a gay person? ~ yup. Probably more than I realize.

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? ~ I suppose.

What do you think about scene/emo kids? ~ depends. I prefer emo to scene if that means anything.

Do you live close to the person you like? ~ she is my next door neighbour 

Did you dress up for halloween this past year?  Scout from Team Fortress 2

Good boys who are scared of everything or bad boys that are fearless?  ~ I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

Why did you kiss the last person you did?  ~ It was on her bucket list.

Do you spend a lot of time with your parents?  ~ Any time us too much time

 Country or Screamo? ~ Neither,

What color is your room? ~Blue and some kind of olive green.

Do you look like your siblings? ~ HAHAHAHA no.

Do you have a picture of you kissing someone on facebook? ~ no.

What color is your bra? ~ GOD DAMNIT.

Do you think your ex still loves you? ~ GOD. DAMNIT.

Does every guy think you're hot? ~ GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.

What movie never fails to make you cry? ~ None. 

Are you talkative? ~ Depends.

What would you do iif you walked in on the last person you kissed having sex with a random person?  ~ Be speechless then bury myself alive somehow.

The person you like runs up and kisses you, your reaction? ~ Kiss them back. it would probably be in the rain and There would be dramatic music playing in my brain.

Your girlfriend/ boyfriend buys you flowers, you say? ~ GOD.... you know what? I dont even care anymore.

Are you in a relationship with anyone? ~ Sigh. no one ever listens to me...

Do you know how to drive? ~ in theory...

Ever felt like second to another girl?  ~ Not even going to dignify this question with a response.

Done anything illegal? ~ Define "Illegal"

Describe your life in one word? ~ Tedious.

Ever been scared to lose someone? ~ That the whole reason I am learning not to care about anyone.

Do you think age matters in relationship? ~ age is just a number. within reason.

If you could make your lips bigger, would you? ~ my lips are to big for a guy.

Last night you felt? ~ bored probably

What are you wearing right now? ~ jeans and a vintage Orange Crush tee shirt.

Do you want to be with someone right now? ~ you never listen to me.

Do you have any tattoos? ~ no.

Going across country with a boy/girl soon? ~ I would be but the assholes at the summer china exchange rejected me.

What is getting you mad at the moment? ~ what does that even mean?

Song you hear? by who? ~ Cicatriz by The Mars Volta.

Do you miss anyone? ~ Needlessly.

Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up? ~ nope.

Have your past mistakes made you wiser?  ~ not really. I am not a clever man.

Have you ever felt replaced? ~ i have never really felt wanted. so no I guess.

Are you a physco jealous person? ~ I am passively jealous. I just sit around feeling sorry for myself.

Do you think your life will be different this time next year in a good way? ~ hopefully

Should you be doing something more important? ~ Define "Important".

I'M DOING THIS ON THE BLOG THAT NOBODY READS.

layer one - on the outside

 Full Name: Michael Thomas Leigh Kopp
Birthday: May 7, 1996
School: David Thomphson Secondary School
Current Location: edgewater B.C.
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blond
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Zodiac Sign: taurus

 layer two - on the inside

 Your Heritage: Austrian, English
Your Fears: Spiders, Urinating in public restrooms
Weakness: Most things Goal(s): to love and be loved
Change one thing about your life: My self-loathing
Relieve Stress: Music. Both listening to it and making it.
Hardest thing ever dealt with: my inferiority complex
What upsets you: Females.
Vent about something: Just someone please let me know wether I am a worthwhile human being or not.

layer three - yesterday, today, tomorrow

 Your thoughts first waking up: Looking forward to the ten minute period of time when you are forced to talk to me.
 Your bedtime: I'll miss you.
 Your most missed memory: I helped you with your bucket list.

 layer four - your picking

 Pepsi or Coke: Coke. McDonald's or Burger King: Not a fan of either, really. Mcdonalds I suppose. Single or Group dates: I have no frame of reference.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Twinings.
 Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: They are both different kinds of coffee, moron. And I prefer lattes.

 layer five - do you?

Have a crush: more than just a petty crush
Think you've been in love: I am inclined to believe so, yes.
Want to get married: As long as I dont have to have kids.
 Believe in yourself: is that a question? Yes, I believe in my existence.

 layer six - in the past month have you?

 Drank alcohol: no but I had a pot cupcake.
Gone to the mall: band trip. she got kicked out. I almost forgot about her temporarily.
Eaten Sushi: yes
Gone skating: no.
Colored your hair: no.
Done something exciting: not especially.

 layer seven - have you ever?

 Changed who you were to fit in: I wouldn't doubt it
Hid something from someone: usually.
Stole a note that you weren't tagged in: just did. is that the stupid facebook tradition?

 layer eight - getting old Age

you're hoping to be married: ideally, never but I guess late 30s?
Age you're hoping to have children: If I wanted a money-sucking stress machine I'll adopt one.
Want to travel to: Japan.

layer nine - perfect match

Best Eye Color: Green
Best Hair Color: black
 Short or Long Hair: Long
Notice how this section asks nothing as to what kind of person she is?

 layer ten - what were you doing..

5 MINUTES AGO: eating food
1 HOUR AGO: you dont wanna know.
1 DAY AGO: probably what I always do at this hour. Internet.
LAST WEEKEND: see above question.
1 YEAR AGO: being a year's more immature and naive.

 layer eleven - finish the sentance

 I Love: someone I have yet to meet.
I Feel: lonely
I Hate: myself
I Hide: my love
I Miss: you for all the time that you will be gone.
I Need: you.